#TeamEnoughAlready

Covering for Liz Jones on the Mail on Sunday while she’s in the Big Brother house. On David Cameron’s £90 haircut (OK for women, never OK for a man — my only concession to inequality). And on Charles Saatchi. Who just won’t let it go, will he?

“This man has devoted his life to collecting beautiful things. And yet he has no taste or grace. I don’t say this because I am #TeamNigella. I am #TeamEnoughAlready. The curtain has come down on the pantomime, Charles. Let it go.”