Downton: Series Four, Episode One

So Uncle Julian has returned! And this time he has promised that it will be at least as good as Series One, if not even better. There will be none of the silliness and Melty-Faced Patricks and “Oh, was that a tingle?” moments of Series Two and Three. I do not believe it for a record. And so far Episode One – reviewed here (beware: spoilers!) – has proven me right. Seven more hours to go. Help.